Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D
If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : err please lahh. mirror will break when you see it :)
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : do i care ? i am more most beautiful than you. have the such word more most ? HAHA
3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : your money and famous will gone tomorrow
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : nobodys perfect. perasan lah you nihh
5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : ohh ehh ? congrats *errr HAHA
If an annoying hot woman/man says :
1) I know you like me.
YR : are you out of your mind ?
2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : i am looking at your brother. handsome abang kau beb HAHA
3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : you think you nice dude ?
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : my driver can take me go anywhere, i dont need you even i am rich
5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : same goes here beb :)
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : i think you the last choice if i have to choose HAHAHA
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : ape please please, do you think i will give you ? dreaming lahh
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : i have so many things to do
4) What do you like about me?
YR : do you think i like you ?
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : you are not pretty, so i dont have to say that
If your enemy says :
1) Hi bitch!
YR : HELL-O biatch
2) You smell like shit!
YR : ohh really, i think that is yours
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : how can a smelly sh** mouth man live in this earth
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : i will kick yours first :)
If your annoying ex says :
1) I still love you...
YR : do i have to hear that so many times ?
2) I know you still love me!
YR : err, only you feel that way
3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : i am sick of you
4) Please call me...
YR : better i call my boyfie
5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : i dont give a damn even i hurt moree
If an annoying salesperson says :
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : i know already. thank you btw :)
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : ohh really ?
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : you used to be say like that everyday , right ?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : sorry, im not interested
Di-tagg kepada :
tiada siapa siapa hee
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